SLIME or DIE

you can only join the PIZZASLIME gang if u r dope, gangster, gay, straight, hot, fat, ugly, dumb, intelligent, or sick af.

• 100% cotton / 69% sweg
• standard fit (unless you have size 34DD breasts or bigger.  if this is the case please email us immediately)
• make sure you order the right fucking size before you checkout

 (size chart)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: TURN GARMENT INSIDE OUT. MACHINE WASH COLD ON LOWEST SETTING WITH NO DETERGENT. DO NOT MACHINE DRY.