FUCK GERMS!

Shit is fucking crazy and weird right now and germs are enemy #1 so we made an anti-germ thingy with SafeTouch to help all of us avoid wack ass germs as much as possible

- MADE IN THE USA

- MINIMIZES SURFACE CONTACT IN YOUR LIFE

- SLEEK AND MODERN DESIGN MAKES IT EASY TO OPEN DOORS, PRESS BUTTONS, AND PULL LEVERS

- BUILT IN BOTTLE OPENER (ALSO GREAT FOR OPENING BOXES)

- WORKS ON NASTY TOUCH SCREENS AS A STYLUS